surprising to me that the new face of fan fiction is youtube videos consisting of pictures of the high school musical cast with captioning. interesting to see film made without resources, but disconcerting to see the complete lack of literacy in all tomorrow's grown ups...
this is some fan fiction i wrote when i was 14. for the band busted no less, but we can get over that ...
Fiona gazed around the packed auditorium for any sign of live talent. As she forced herself through a moshpit of screaming teenagers she wondered how long it had been since she was one of them. She was so tired. The sweat and stagnant air was killing her.
The things you’ll do for a promotion, she thought to herself.
The flyer had said ‘The Biggest Talent Competition of the Year’. She’d witnessed the worst. These days, any teenage boy could pick up a guitar, write a song about girls, girls, girls and get signed. Music was dying.
With the last vestiges of her hope still present she gave one more band a chance.
Four boys stepped onto the stage.
“One, two, one two three,” a rickety clash of drums and guitar filled the room, “I wanna get with you! Me and my mates do! The things I’ll do to you! You, you, you!”
Fiona started heading for the backdoor as the song closed with the worst drum solo not to go down in history. Piece of Heaven they called themselves? Try Piece of Shit!
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